Welcome! to The Richie Show, where i give real good relation ship advise... Its so good you're going to shit your pants ;) in a good way.
Today we will talk about pick up lines, to you know... wow the ladies i personally dont need pick up lines ;) *awkward finger gun* bc im so, *stupid tongue click* HAWT *flips hair* anywho lets get to it.
Are you related to yoda because yodalicious!
... Guys.... This is a dont YALL KNOW BETTER
Are you from mexico because i think you’re the juan for me!
I died if any of you find this racist or offensive whoops but i think it will work its pretty funny.
Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me eggcited.
I dont know wtf this is but its working i think.
If you were a flower you’d be a damnnndelion
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Call me shrek because i’m head ogre heels for you!
OML YES 👏
Do you have 11 protons? Because you’re sodium fine!
IM CRYING YALL IS SO SMART YALL MAKE MAMMA PROUD
I’m going to have to ask you to leave. You’re making the other girls/boys/whoever look bad.
👏 amazing beautiful
This last one is dedicated to the thief who stole my heart
Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
*whips hair and blows kiss and walks away*
Any who bye
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Acaktake a seat. Flip through the pages, and yes thats a picture of a beautiful woman... from my moms magazine that a drew on... bc she is hot! and i need a cover, and she is smoking... and is tooooo old, and can be my mother... but does it look like i...
