*THE DATING GAME*
Today's contestants are:
😎Neji😎
😒Levi😒
🎤Jojo🎤
Emma: AHH JOJO
Who will Emma choose?
Host: what are your hobbies?
Neji: I mostly train and hopelessly crush on Tenten.
Host: then why are you here?
Neji: dude, you're paying me.
Host: fair enough. How about you, Levi?
Levi: I kill titans.
Host: further describe these "titans."
Levi: they're huge naked anti-trump cannibals.
Host: anti-trump?
Levi: they destroy walls.
Host: I see...um...jojo?
Emma: AHHH JOJO
jojo: I like to sing 😎
Emma: *faints*
Host: it appears our guest has become unconscious...we'll be right back after this commercial break!!
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Host: And we're back!! Okay, contestants. What do you look for in a girl?
Neji: I don't even like girls that much. They have to be very special to me in order to win my heart.
Levi: I hate girls. I hate guys. I hate people.
Crowd: *GASP*
Host: ooh! ouch, man. How about Jojo?
Emma: AHHH JOJO
Jojo: they have to be pretty sweet. I mean literally. Pretty. Sweet. Pretty and sweet. That just about sums it up.
Host: you heard the who!! Or should I say; Horton heard the who!
Crowd: *insane laughter*
Emma: JOJO!!!
Host: so have you made your choice, Emma?
Emma: YESSSS JOJO!!!!!!!
Neji: WHAT
Emma: I CHOSE JOJO
Neji: BUT I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME??????????!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭😭
Emma: but like, Jojo! Ooooooooh jojo...😏
Neji: WHY ARE YOU BEING SO CREEPY HE'S SO MUCH SHORTER THAN YOU!!!!!!! I CAN KISS YOU BETTER😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Emma: prove it. 😑
Neji: *kisses emma*
Emma: *blushes insanely*
Neji: *looks into her eyes* now do you believe me...Nenma?
Emma: WTF I THOUGHT YOU LIKED TENTEN——YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID YOU LOVED TENTEN!!!!!
Neji: I said I was hopelessly crushing on her. That's different. But I mean like I can't be with her anyway because I died.
Crowd: *GASP*
Emma: but I brought you back to life!!
Neji: *hugs her* exactly
Emma: wait wait wait, so what exactly is this choice based off of?
Neji: beauty. You're prettier than Tenten.
Emma: UGH I JUST WANNA HURT YOU SOMETIMES
Jk Jk I love you.❤
Crowd: *GASP*
Emma: WHAT I DIDN'T SAY THAT OUTLOUD!!!!!!!
Neji: *kisses Emma* I love you too. And I didn't mean physical beauty. You are also more beautiful in your heart. You are a better person then Tenten. Yes she is a good person. Yes she's a good character. Theres nothing wrong with her...But like you're better.
Emma: awwww I love you Neji
Neji: I love you too Emma. Will you marry me?
Crowd: *wild applause*
Emma: yes!!
Crowd: *insane applause and standing ovation*
Host: does this mean you made your choice, Emma?
Emma: yes! Pikachu, I choose you!
Crowd: *applause stops*
Host: wait a sec---
Emma: just kidding!!😂 I choose Neji!!😘❤😍
Crowd: *cheers*
*Neji and Emma kiss*
Host: And they lived happily ever after! The end!
YOU ARE READING
The CHARACTER dating game
Fanfiction~I apologize if this seems stupid~ -it's honestly more for my entertainment than yours- You've heard of the dating game, right? Have you ever heard of it being done with fictional characters as the contestants?
