*THE DATING GAME*
Today's contestants are:
💙Yato💙
🌴Envy🌴
💀Greed💀
Who will Leyla choose?😏
Host: welcome back to another exciting episode of the dating game! We will be starting once again with the simple question of: what are your hobbies?
Yato: oh, ya know. I slay phantoms, I've also taken up babysitting, and—
Host: wait what?
Yato: babysitting! You know, when you watch other people's kids while they're—
Host: —no no I mean you slay phantoms?
Yato: yes...?
Host: what are you a god or something?
Yato: yes...?
Host: ......
*clears throat* moving on to the next contestant
Envy: heh. Hobbies? I spend my day either chilling with the other homunculi, or plotting against that Fullmetal pipsqueak!
*you can hear Edward distantly in the audience yelling* WHO ARE YOU CALLIN A PIPSQUEAK?!
Host: okay...? And now for—Wait a second, did you just say you're a homunculus?!
Envy: your point?
Host: ...why did I take this job?—how about Greed?
Greed: Well I spent my days the same way as Envy.
Host: "spent?"
Greed: well I mean I'm dead.
Host: Well thank you for being here tonight...somehow.
Greed: you're literally paying me to do this.
Host: SSSSSSHHHHHH—
And how about this question—what do you look for in a girl?
Yato: I really enjoy to be around girls who are playful and sweet, and just all around happy. That's the kind of person I want to be with someday.
Crowd: *cheers*
Host: how touching! Envy?
Envy: well, *scoffs* I don't really care much for girls. In fact, I find them rather quite useless. *pauses* ...well... I DID anyway...until I met this one girl...*glances at Leyla and blushes* ...she was perfect...she was everything in Yato's description and MORE...*laughs quietly to himself at the happy memories* ...I never knew I could feel such emotions before...she began to......change my heart a little...and for the first time in my entire life...I almost felt......human.
Crowd: *gets emotional and begins to cheer loudly*
Host: awwww how touching! Might I ask who this girl is?
Envy: *gets all defensive* WHAT THE CRAP!! WHY WOULD I TELL YOU SUCH THINGS—ESPECIALLY ON LIVE TELEVISION?!?! *crosses his arms* just shut up already!
Crowd: ...
Host: ooh, feisty! Okay, and Greed?
Greed: the only thing close to girls I've ever met is...other homonculi...so I wouldn't know...sorry—but that girl in the front of the stage looks cute! *points at Leyla*
Leyla: *blushes*
Host: wow, Leyla! You're quite the charmer, aren't ya? These guys are all over you!
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So that just about sums it all up! Leyla, have you made your choice yet?
Leyla: well...Greed is really cute...Envy is cute too, and shows that he has a sweet side...and I feel really bad for doing this after he said all those sweet things about me—I mean, a girl...but I'm going to have to go with Yato.
Crowd: *gasps*
Host: Oh? And why is this?
Leyla: *starts fangirling* I'm sorryyyyyyy he's just too—AHHHH!! >///<
Greed: *shrugs*
Envy: ......💔😢
Host: whelp, alright then! You heard the girl! Thank you for tuning in, folks! This has been another exciting episode of the dating game!
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The CHARACTER dating game
Hayran Kurgu~I apologize if this seems stupid~ -it's honestly more for my entertainment than yours- You've heard of the dating game, right? Have you ever heard of it being done with fictional characters as the contestants?
