*THE DATING GAME*
Today's contestant are
💝Yami💝
🎼Kousei🎼
💚Rock Lee💚
Who will Ree choose?😂
Okay, lets find out about their hobbies.
Yami: I like to duel.
Host: duel? What kind of duels?
Yami: duel monsters.
Host: you duel monsters? Is this some kind of nerdy video game?
Yami: no. It is a complex card game.
Host: ...how about Kousei?
Kousei: I do piano.
Host: fascinating! And rock lee?
Rock: I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR HOBBIES I MUST TRAIN HARD EACH DAY!!!!!!!
Host: train for what?
Rock: TO BE A GREAT SHINOBI
Host: a shino-what?
Rock: a ninja. 😑
Host: *clears throat* lets move on to talents. What are your talents?
Yami: dueling. I've only ever lost one duel.
Host: Really? What is your technique?
Yami: the heart of the cards.
Host: yeah okay, fanboy. How about Kousei? Piano I'm assuming?
Kousei: --
Host: you know what? Lets move on. What is your idea of a romantic date?
Yami: a duel.
Host: I didn't ask.
Yami: wait a second--
Host: NEXT PLEASE!!
Kousei: I don't really know...I mean I'm kinda awkward...I'd probably just wanna do something simple but personal...something magical and sentimental...*sniffs* something like...*tears up*...how she...*begins crying*...made me feel...*cries uncontrollably*
Host: easy, Kousei. Easy...*pats on the back* lets have rock go next. You did great.
Rock: first we'd go up to the top of the cliff and watch the stars. Then just before we parted we'd kiss in the moonlight.
Host: atta boy. First normal answer I've gotten all night. Now lets move on to what you look for in a girl.
Yami: girl?
Host: yes...?
Yami: hmm, I forgot those were a thing...
Host: *face palms*
Yami: maybe she'd be cute.
Host: there ya go.
Kousei: she'd be blonde with blue eyes...loving...caring...*sobs*...happy...energetic...full of life...*curls up into a ball and sobs*
Host: how about you, rock?
Rock: she'd have pink hair and be named Sakura.
Host: ya know what? Lets just rap this up an hour early shall we?
REE!! HURRY UP AND CHOOSE A DA*NED GUY!!
Ree: hmm...well yami is super hot...Kousei is so freakin precious...and rock lee is loving and cuddly like a kitten...hmm this is hard...I might have to spend the next 6 hours choosing...
Host: I QUIT.
YOU ARE READING
The CHARACTER dating game
Fanfiction~I apologize if this seems stupid~ -it's honestly more for my entertainment than yours- You've heard of the dating game, right? Have you ever heard of it being done with fictional characters as the contestants?
