Aries: Fuck YOU.
Taurus: Ahhhhh i love this window, i love your bed, i love your freshly cleaned clothes. fur everywhere!
Gemini: No NO NO NO NOT BATH NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cancer: Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey I want your attention HEEEEYYYYYY
Leo: Pet me. No, don't pet me. Nvm, pet me. no, not there you imbecile
Virgo: I wanna go out *stands by door* Okay now I wanna come back in
Libra: If i fits in this box i sits
Scorpio: wtf is this toy? i want a real fucking mouse not a fucking ball of fur that squeaks!
Sagittarius: I love You so let me bite the shit out of you
Capricorn: Feed Me hooman. what is this dried kibble?! I want fancy feast!!!
Aquarius: ahhh pretty pot of flowers so fun to play with! Oops, come here you stupid dog and stand by this broken pot of flowers while i walk away.
Pisces: hey you birds! get away from my window! Shoo! i'll get you one day!
