Aries: "Fuck."
Taurus: someone else: Do you have food? "if I did I'd be eating it." (my sun sign)
Gemini: "I'm not giving you the satisfaction."
Cancer: "and one day i want.... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. " (my moon sign)
Leo: " I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me."
Virgo: "Er. uh.. so...uh... wait that's not what I meant. that sounded different in my head."
Libra: "wow I look good today." (my rising sign)
Scorpio: "THE FUQ????!!???"
Sagittarius: " I don't wanna relationship right now." *two days later in a relationship.*
Capricorn: *clings to the few people they love most.* " I LOVE YOU!!!"
Aquarius: *random shit*
Pisces: "that was hot af." or "you're cute." or "that was adorable."
