The Signs as dog thoughts

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Aries:  Play.  Must Play. Toys!  Stick! Squirrel! 

Taurus:  Food. I smell food. wheres food?!

Gemini:   hooman you are so nice you are my bes- Brb Must get running thing!!!

Cancer:  Pet me owner, pet me. pet me. pet me.

Leo:  Tail Tail Tail must get tail!

Virgo:  Park! yay owner said park! Park! wait this isn't park it looks like the vet. OHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

Libra:  No. Dog bed not good enough. I want your bed!

 Scorpio: must hump everything.

Sagittarius:   Ball ball ball ball ball!

Capricorn: Tug Tug Tug Tug Tug I don't even want toy I'll rip it in half!

Aquarius: Friend Dog! Friend Dog! Friend! Friend! 

Pisces:  Hey! YOU! YOU! HEY! THIS IS MY YARD! BARK BARK BARK BARK

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