Hello hello hello...
Bueno... han pasado 84 años desde la última vez que se vio algo de mi... la verdad es que tuve algunos problemas familiares que hacían que no me dieran muchas ganas de escribir... pero ya tengo algo escrito y posiblemente este fin de semana lo suba... si aún siguen ahí...
Anyways... estuve trabajando en el imagina inspirado en Lightning de Little Mix pero no me gusta mucho como me está quedando, así que les voy a dejar una lista con algunas oraciones (en inglés porque me la robe de tumblr 😬 pero shh) como "disparadores" para crear imaginas... ustedes pueden elegir las oraciones que quiera y combinarlas como quieran y yo trataré de crear algo. Now let the game begin:
1. "Please don't leave me."
2. "Where are you going?"
3. "You can't just leave!"
4. "Watch me."
5. "That's starting to get annoying"
6. "Hey, hey, calm down. They can't hurt you anymore."
7. "You can't just sit there all day."
8. "Please talk to me."
9. "Don't make me get on my hands and knees and start begging."
10. "Who do you think you are?"
11. "Why are you here?"
12. "What do you want?"
13. "It's six o'clock in the morning, you're not having vodka."
14. "How is my wife more badass than me?"
15. "Oh my god. Please kill it."
16. "I want to strangle you 99% of the time."
17. "I'm going to marry you one day."
18. "I fucking hate everything about you."
19. "Could you not suck for five minutes?"
20. "The ladies love a guy who's good with kids."
21. "You can't banish me! This is my bed too!"
22. "You're seriously like a man-child."
23. "Well, that's tragic."
24. "I need a place to stay."
25. "I'm not here to make friends."
26. "I'm too sober for this."
27. "You are actually insane!"
28. "It's like -50 degrees in here."
29. "I need you to stay here with me."
30. "I think you're actually Satan."
31. "I don't want to hear your excuses anymore."
32. "No regrets."
33. "I am fucking exhausted."
34. "You don't get to decide what is best for me."
36. "I ran out of gas, and I have no fucking idea where I am. Can you please come help me?"
37. "Have you seen my keys?"
38. "Meet your new baby."
39. "I never want to have children again."
40. "WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME YOU BASTARD?"
41. "Welcome to fatherhood."
42. "Laugh at my jokes. They're funny and you know it."
43. "You have to make dinner tonight."
44. "The kids, they came out of nowhere."
45. "Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass!"
46. "Stop being so cute."
47. "I feel like I can't breathe when I'm around you."
48. "You need to see a doctor."
49. "You're getting a vasectomy. That's final."
50. "It was a joke, baby. I swear."
51. "This is girl talk, so leave."
52. "You are driving me fucking insane!"
53. "Could I have five minutes... alone?"
54. "I don't know they're your kids."
55. "Don't let one of them electrocute themselves or something."
56. "I'm late"
57. "Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!"
58. "You smell like a wet dog."
59. "I want to punch you right now."
60. "Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment?"
61. "Welcome back. Now fucking help me."
62. "If you can't sleep...then how about we have sex?"
63. "Here, take my blanket."
64. "I will never forget about you."
65. "You're bleeding all over my carpet."
66. "Run for it!"
67. "We need to talk."
68. "Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It's annoying."
69. "Buy me a puppy."
70. "You. I just need you right now."
71. "Will you just hold me?"
72. "Fuck my life."
73. "I don't love you anymore."
74. "Holy shit! That thing is huge!"
75. "Do you find this amusing, fuck face?"
76. "Put that thing away!"
77. "How fucking dare you."
78. "Don't shame me."
79. "Can you please just do me one favor?"
80. "Quit whining!"
81. "I hope I'm never stuck with you on a deserted island."
82. "Does he know about the baby?"
83. "Hold still."
84. "I just cleaned that!"
85. "You're a real dick, you know that?
86. "Don't get sassy with me!"
87. "What do you have behind your back?"
88. "Fine, don't say anything and make me worry."
89. "If you interrupt me one more time, so help me God."
90. "I think I just saw a ghost."
91. "Sometimes I wish I were dead."
92. "Do you even care anymore? About me?"
93. "Tell me that you need me."
94. "Say it and I'll stay."
95. "This place is fucking haunted."
96. "Halloween is my favorite holiday."
97. "I don't think this is working out."
98. "Tell me what you want."
99. "I had a nightmare."
100. "Not to toot my own horn or anything, but the dog loves me more."
