Finally! My turn!
Hello, readers. If you haven't been able to tell already, I'm Grenade, obviously the best character in this story. I mean, I blow stuff up. What else do you people need?
Well, besides a healthy amount of fourth-wall breaking.
No offense, Tank, but you're POV is sooo boooringgg. You're so concerned over your own problems that you don't even think about all that drama that really interests the readers! I mean, who even cares about your hair? Mine in sooo much better. (Cue super sexy ponytail flip.)
Anyway, welcome to Grenade Central! The most fun you'll have any day of the week! Including the weekend! Including video games! Including that time you finally made the Nether Portal and got killed immediately, losing all of your diamond armour, weapons, pride, dignity-
Okay, I'll stop now. Back to your regularly scheduled programming.
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Black Market Villains
ActionDon't worry! We haven't forgotten about BMV. The book is undergoing heavy revisions, and we're not sure when we will next update. However, when the new version is posted, make sure to re-read the first chapters - they will be completely different! D...
