A mom and dad were fighting and called each other "Bitch"and "Bastard". Their kid asked what those meant and they said ladies and gentlemen.
The mom and dad were fighting again and they said "Feel my dick" and "touch my titties". The boy asked what those meant and they said hats and coats.
The dad was shaving and he cut himself and said, "Shit". The boy asked what it meant and the dad said it was the shaving cream brand.
The mom was cooking thanksgiving turkey and burned it and said, "fuck". The child asked what it meant and the mom said, "stuffing the turkey."
On thanksgiving day, the guests walked in and the boy said to the guests, "Bitches and bastards, please put your dicks and titties in the closet. My parents will be with you after my dad wipes shit off his face and after my mom finishes fucking the turkey."
