[This joke involves a book/movie called Divergent so if you haven't read it, skip it]
Announcer: Come up to the stage.
Me: *walks up to stage*
Me: *trips* I'm OK *stands up*
Me: *cuts self and blood sprays all over the bowls*
Me: *slips on blood*
Me: *grabs on to Dauntless bowl and spills hot coals everywhere*
Me: *catches on fire*
Me: *runs around the stage screaming*
Me: *pours Erudite bowl on self*
Me: *trips and knocks over announcer podium*
Me: I'm so sorry! *backs up*
Me: *knocks over Amity bowl and dirt gets in eyes*
Me: *cough cough*
Me: *knocks over Candor marbles and slips*
Me: *runs into the Abnegation bowl*
Me: *spills Abnegation rocks everywhere*
Me: But I just wanted to be Dauntless...
Dauntless Leader: No.
