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JEON YEON BAE:
shows before bros
KIM NA EUN:
flicks before dicks
JEON YEON BAE:
tales before males
KIM NA EUN:
scenes before peens
JEON YEON BAE:
fictional lands before
prostate glandsKIM NA EUN:
#fictional lands before
prostate glandsKIM NA EUN:
this is my new motto
JEON YEON BAE:
also, last night i locked
myself out of my house
and i had to go into a 24
hour convenience store to
buy myself some noodlesKIM NA EUN:
grocery stores after midnight
r like some sort of magical
gateway to alternate dimension
where nothing is real except for
the super noodles on the self
and the paper clip in your pocketJEON YEON BAE:
actually last night when
i was locked out of my
house i walked into the 24
grocery store at 12:30 ish and
without realizing it was 24
hours open i asked the employee
when they close and he just
replied with "no"
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