Prim: What the hell is this stuff? *looking at hot chocolate*
Peeta: it's called 'liquid'! :D
Prim: -_-
Peeta: it comes from a far off land called Narnia, but no one is allowed it because the evil white witch has stolen it all and won't share and has frozen a faun called Mr. Tumnus and teases him with the drink cause that's the only thing that can unfreeze him. Susan, Lucy, Edmund and Peter went on a magical quest to save the drink and Mr. Tumnus and in the end there was this big war and Peter shouted "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!" and then they started fighting and stuff and they won and the witch died and Aslan the talking lion lived happily ever after after Susan, Lucy, Edmund and Peter became the rulers of Narnia. ^_^
Prim: Seriously? -______-
Peeta: lol no! it's actually just melted chocolate with milk.
Prim: YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!!
Peeta: Well, sor-ry, guuuurl! No need to get in a hissy fit!
Prim: *drops a fork on table*
Effie: DIE BIATCH THAT WAS MAHOGANY!!
Prim and Peeta: O.O Meep...
Haymitch: blurgadur....
Prim: Why is there a hobo on the train?
Peeta: OH EM GEE, PRIM! That's not a hobo! That's a DRUNK hobo! There's a difference you know! >.>
Prim: *face palm*
*Over in a corner*
Effie: Don't worry, my darling. I won't let anyone hurt you ever again! *hugs table* A cootchie cootchie coo! ^___^
Prim, Peeta and Haymitch: >.> WTH? O.o
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"FOR NARNIA!!!!!" lol. Had to include that :3
Do you guys like it? Please vote/comment/fan. I know these are crap, I'm just REALLY bored! :D
- Emma
