( something with /'s around them mean they're itallic.)
Caesar: WELCOME ALL TO THE INTERVIEWS!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOH *random fan girling*
Caesar: Right, so let's get interviewing!
DISTRICT 1 INTERVIEWS
Caesar: So, tell me, Marvel. Do you think you'll win this year?
Marvel: WELL DUH!
Caesar: How do you suppose you'll do that?
Marvel: Well, I'll let you in on a little secret... *whispering* I'm going to kill people! ;)
Caesar: Well.... That was.... Great to know.... Thanks for being here, Marvel.
Marvel: No. Thank /you/.
Caesar: Yes... Goodbye now! *mutters* strange child...
Caesar: So, Glimmer! How nice of you to come here!
Glimmer: We... We didn't get a choice.
Caesar: Oh yeah....
Glimmer: ...
Caesar: ...
Glimmer: ...
Caesar: ...
Glimmer: ...
Caesar: Wow, that's the best interview so far! BUT THAT'S ALL! NOW IT'S DISTRICT 2!
Glimmer: *leaves*
DISTRICT 2 INTERVIEWS
Cato: IM GONNA WIN THIS THING! WOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
Caesar: Uhh...
Cato: WOOOOOOOOH IM SO GONNA WIN!!!! *dancing around screaming and woohing*
Caesar: Security!?
Cato: *being dragged away* IM NOT CRAZY! YOU'RE CRAZY - YOU'RE ALL CRAZY!!!!
Clove: He's weird... Yeah... I think he was dropped on his head as a child.
Caesar: Yeah...
DISTRICT 4 INTERVIEWS
Caesar: So... How's fishing business?
D4 Guy: umm.. Fine?
Caesar: That's good. Good good...
D4 Guy: Well... This is awkward...
Caesar: Yup...
D4 Guy: Can I leave?
Caesar: Sure...
DISTRICT 6 INTERVIEWS
D6 Guy: I hate you all.
Caesar: O.O Umm...
DISTRICT 7 INTERVIEWS
D7 Girl: I chop down trees... I'm good with an axe.
Caesar: You think that will get you anywhere in the games?
D7 Girl: Maybe? If there's an axe I could do okay?
Caesar: That's good. OH LOOK WE'RE OUT OF TIME!! NEXT!
DISTRICT 11 INTERVIEWS
Caesar: Why hello there little girl.
Rue: Hello.
Caesar: What's your name?
Rue: Rue.
Caesar: Are you just gonna give me one word answers?
Rue: Probably.
Caesar: At least you're not a weirdo like that District 1 boy...
Marvel: *in the distance* HEY!!!
Caesar: *shouts back* HAY IS FOR HORSES!!!!!
Rue: O.o Uhhh..... ?
Caesar: Sorry... I've probably freaked you out now...
Rue: You freaked me out the first time I saw you on TV. And I was 1.
Caesar: Oh...
Thresh: Hi.
Caesar: Um, hello. Why aren't you.... *gulps* tall?
Thresh: -___-
Caesar: DON'T KILL ME!
Thresh: ?
Caesar: Interview o-over... <.<
DISTRICT 12 INTERVIEWS
Peeta: I LIKE BAKING BREAD! :D
Caesar: Yes... Lovely... So uhh -- what are you doing?
Peeta: OOOH BREAD I LOVE YOU SOOOOOOOOO MUCH <3
Caesar: Why are they all so strange this year?
Prim: I think I may be one of the only normal ones...
Caesar: I agree...
Prim: So....
Caesar: So....
Prim: This is pretty awkward....
Caesar: Well.... I umm, like your dress?
Prim: Thanks. I've been told to spin for you. *spins* HOLY CRAP IT'S ON FIRE!!
Caesar: AHHHHH! *chucks water on it*
Dress: *stops burning*
Caesar: You are the GIRL ON FIRE!
Prim: It was more the 'dress on fire' but still...
Caesar: Uhh... Would you like to take the water with you just incase it starts burning again?
Prim: Please...
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A/N: WOOH! Two uploads in less than 3 hours, how awesome!!?? So, here's the interviews and the next bit will be a little bit different from how you saw/read in the film/book! >:3
I'm gonna weirdify it! :D
- Emma
