Wade:*jumps through the window of Peter's house*SPIDEY!!
-_- What Wade?
Wade:ITS MISSION TIME!!
By mission you mean something crazy
Wade:HELL YEAH!!*turns Peter three*
-_- seriously....
Wade:NOW ONTO FACE TWO!! >:3
*looks scared and backs up a bit*
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I don't like the sound of that
Wade:*grabs Peter and puts him in a mini spider man suit*
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Wade: ADORBALE!!*takes pictures*
-_- why do you need me like this?
Wade:For the mission to sell calendars.
*eye twitches*What...
Wade:*holds up calendars full of pictures of the Avengers*See. I just need you to complete it
....*tackles Wade and uses talons to hurt him and kicks Wade out of the house* crazy man
-Parker Romanoff Signing off
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Friendly Neighborhood [Mb/S]
FanfictionThe life of Peter Parker Romanoff aka your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
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