The day Waluigi became homeless

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(So, You're Waluigi, and he gets very gay and stuff so turn away if you aren't in to this kind of stuff) (WHY AM I EVEN WRITING THIS XD) (So Waluigi is in love with a girl Daisy, but he is in debt (lotsa money problems) and lies about it to Daisy. But one day Daisy found out about it.. And She was not very happy.

  Daisy: I'm getting sick of you and your lazy ass. I work all day hard to get well earned cash, yet you go out and spend it in a Brothel? (note: A Brothel is a company full female and male prosititude that will have sex with people for money) This can't go on for any longer I'm breaking up with you! Luigi's mustache is much sexier anyway!..

Waluigi: I'm so sorry Daisy! Could there be anyway you would forgive me? (such a cliché line lol)  Daisy: No Waluigi.. This is the final straw. I've had it with you. I'll be fucking Luigi tomorrow like how you fucked some prostitudes.. Out of MY house! RIGHT NOW!

I hesitated for a bit.. but it felt deserved. I've had it with woman.. You thought for a second, and left the house. It was cold,  the wind blew hard and it and there was lots of rain. Now all i've got left is myself, and it was my own fault.

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