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*flashback hayes & ashley*
It was Hayes' and Ashley's 1 year anniversary so Hayes Decided to take her to the zoo. Ashley had an obsession with monkeys so her dumbass decided to sneak into the monkey cage. When she saw all the moneys she went crazy and started humping them. Then the papa monkey came and started attacking her. When Hayes saw that he ran out of the zoo. Later that day he got a text from her saying they should hang out, he replied with a okay. They decided to go to the carnival while, on the Ferris wheel, she decided to bring up something that happened recently.
"you know how I went to the hospital one night?" She asked Hayes nervously.
"yes" answered Hayes. "What about it?"
"well I recently found out that I got the vagina flu" she sighed.
"how" he said
"well you know how in the zoo I was humping those monkeys?" She asked.
"Yeah...?" Said Hayes, confused.
"well from the big monkey dicks I got the vagina flu" she remarked.
"oh well look we're on the top of the Ferris wheel" he said
"the views beautiful from here" she sighed.
"yeah more beautiful then you with the vagina flu" he snapped.
and with that he opened up the Ferris wheel door and pushed her out, he watched as she screamed plummeting down to the earth. Then he jumped to the Ferris wheel below him and fucked a girl.
*flashback jack & hilal*
It all started at the local strip called bartlexa which was run by strippers. Jack decided to have some fun so he went to the strip club. Then there he saw Hilal the stripper with the biggest boobs.
"Damn. They look like Hills." Said Jack.
He ran up to her. "Can I touch your boobs?" He asked.
"Money." Hilal said.
"Um how about ten cents?" He asked.
Hilal was a desperate hoe and loved dick.
"Okay!" She said and they went to the bathroom and fucked on the bathroom sink.
But he saw that her pussy stunk but he loved it.
So then he had to date her or Hilal would've leaked his nudes.
*flashback nash and Victoria*
"Hilal" I called
"What hoe" she smirked
"Isn't today Nash and Vic's anniversary" I remarked
"Yeah I think so" she said
"We should prank them it would be so funny" I smiled
"Let's do it"
••••••
"Babe get ready we're leaving soon" nash called
"Coming"
"Ew your wearing that dress again" he said
"Yeah why"
"I gave you money to buy clothes what happened"
"Well I spent it on condoms and dildos"
"Ugh isn't my dick enough for you! Why dildos"
"Because yours is tiny"
"No dick for a month for you"
"Fine I don't even care"
"I'll get dilara to suck it I'm sure taylor won't mind anyway let's go"
••••••
"This restaurant is so nice" Vic remarked
"I wonder if the bathrooms are big enough to fuck" said Nash
"I bet" Said Vic
*Vic's phone buzzes*
Text from dilara which read 'I have to tell you something'
'What' she texted back
'Well I've known nash for a while now and there's something you don't know' I replied
'Well tell me'
'Nash and I have dated before and he has herpes that's why I broke up with him supposedly he fucked a dog and got a std too'
'Oh my god thanks for informing me dilara'
'No problem :)'
I smirked up at Hilal "I did it"
"Nash why didn't you tell me"
"What"
"That you have a std from a dog and herpes"
"I don't"
"We're over"
" like I care I'll just go to bartlexa the strippers are hot there and they have big hills"
Tears streamed down her face
••••
Well after a couple months they went back out Vic found out what really happened and hated me and Hilal which we don't care. When nash found out he just laughed. But little did Vic know that me, nash, and Hilal have threesomes every week sometimes taylor joins us.
