How I Feel About Your Ship

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This is based off of my ships with these edgy bois, so don't be mad about a certain feeling.

Mystery
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[I dump a bucket of ice on you two.] It's too HAWT in here.

Mystery: [He shrieks.] YOU STUPID FUCKING CUN -

[I pull on his ear so he's bending over to my height.] I'm sorry, what?

Mystery: ...Nothing!

Rex
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Alright, this is legit gonna be my ship. Sorry.

...NOPE. [I push Rex away gently and death glare him.] Love ya guys, I really do, but she's (she knows who she is <3) MINE 😡 💢

Rex: NO WAY! SHE'S MINE.

...I can see this leading to a future rivalry.

Alfred
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I ship it!! Aaaack!

Alfred: [He blushes.] >\\<

Kao
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TOO CUTE. TOO CUUUTE! I CAN'T TAKE IT!

Kao: You will DIE from our cuteness >:3

NoOoOo!

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