Pulled Over for Speeding . ?

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WARNING: Major cringe ahead. Read at your own risk.

Mystery
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Ima tell you this now, this is what happened when I was in pre school and my dad was picking me up. Yes, I still remember apparently.

Mystery was picking Misty up from school. He didn't realize how fast he was driving until he was pulled over.

"Sir, do you know how fast you were driving?"

"Yes sir... ( ̄▽ ̄)"

The officer wrote him a ticket and tipped his hat.

"You be careful next time. Especially with the angel in the back." The officer waved at Misty and then walked back to his car and drove off.

The whole way back, Mystery was muttering profanities.

When Mystery and Misty got home, Misty immediately bolted into the kitchen, then up to you, and tugged at your skirt.

"Mommy, mommy! Daddy got a speeding ticket!"

"...JEREMY BURNS, I'M GONNA -"

"I know, I know, you're gonna chop my dick off TVT"

Rex
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Rexy ~ Chan doesn't speed. ESPECIALLY with you or the girls in the car.

Alfred
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He was driving home from work with you in the passenger seat. You kept telling him to slow down, but he didn't listen. Soon, he was pulled over.

"Sir, I hope you know you were going eighty miles per hour when the speed limit is sixty."

"I do... (  ̄▽ ̄)"

"Alright, then I also hope you know you're getting a ticket."

After the officer wrote him up, he drove off again.

"Dammit Alfred, I told you to slow down!"

Kao
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You, Kao, and the kids were coming home from a family get together, and Kao was a little...drunk. Ok, maybe a lot drunk.

You were driving home, the kids in the back seats and Kao passed out in the passenger seat. You were in a rush to get home, since it was late and the kids had school the next day.

Soon, this dood pulled you over.

"Ma'am, you were driving thirty - five miles above the limit."

"I know."

"Then you know I'm gonna have to write you a ticket, eh?"

"Yes. I do."

The officer wrote you a ticket then drove off, leaving you to drive much slower while muttering profanities.

A minute later, Kao woke up. "Hon? What happened?"

"Nothing... -v-"

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