Chapter 2

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I woke up to the sound of the birds chirping, the sun hitting my face and I sung a little song. Nope not true at all. See, movies are F-A-K-E.

I actually woke up to a door slamming shut, the sound of sobbing and people hopping into bed with me.

I looked over at my clock. What the hell is wrong with this person? It fucking 3am.

I rolled over ready to unleash grumpy Skyler, but I had to stop because I noticed it was Paige.

"What are you doing Paige", I asked with my morning voice leaking through.

"S-s-Shane a-a-and I h-ha-had se-",Paige started but I cut her off because I always feel awkward whenever I hear that word.

"-x and h-he used m-m-mepage bawled.

You have no idea how surprised I am that Anna's not woken up. I mean come on. Spain and Italy heard Paige. Maybe she has some special sort of ear muffs. I want some. It would really help.

Note to self: Ask Anna about the ear muffs.

I made some weird noise to prove how much I hated the dude.

"Do you want me to go get the baseball bat out of my cupboard?", I asked getting pretty excited at the idea of hitting Shane in the head.

She laughed at me. The fricking idiot laughed at me.

"No, it's fine. Get him in the morning", Paige replied.

I sighed. I was excited to knock some sense into that brain of his ... wait, someone as dumb and obnoxious as him doesn't have a brain.

I let out a small laugh at my joke. As I said before, I crack myself up.

"Are you sure?, the best time to get him would be in the night and we could hide his body in Anna's closet",I said attempting to sound creepy but failing miserably.

Paige laughed at me again. See, this is proof that I could become a comedian. Im funny without even trying.

"Thanks for making me feel better Rain",Paige said.

I groaned. Yep, she called me rain because lots of people just call me Sky and she said hey, rain comes from the sky. So that's how my nickname from her was born.

"Good night, go to sleep', page said while hopping off my bed and jumping into hers.

You don't need to tell me twice at 3 am.

~•Morning~•

I woke up again to the sound of crying. Seriously, what's the problem with people crying just as I'm waking up. Rude.

"Paige, whatcha upset about?",I asked trying to she sympathy but, come on ... the kid woke me up, not once but TWICE.

"S-S-Shane sent m-m-me a text saying t-that he w-would never l-love or care a-a-about me",Paige said through the tears.

I groaned and moved to my cupboard and grabbed my baseball bat.

"If your gonna go murder him, at least have the decency to do it not in PJs", Paige said with a laugh.

"If I must", I said back with a cheeky smile.

After I was all changed in Jeans, a top, a knitted cardigan and white flowery Doc Martins, I was all set to go.

For some reason that reminded me of that song off the wizard of oz. If you change the lyrics around then you would have the perfect song.

I'm off to go hit Shane

The evilest beast in the world

I kept singing that so much that I'm surprised that I'm not sick of the tune.

"Are you actually gonna go?Paige asked me.

I have her a look that was pretty much saying Well-Duh-Im-Gonna-Hurt-That-Bum-Face.

Yep, I'm real mature.

I set off to go so my mission but was stopped at the door. Wow, that never happened in the movies.

"What will I tell Anna when she wakes because she knows you hate Shane but she would strongly disagree for you beating the crap out of him",Paige said.

Ok this could happen in a movie

"Tell her I'm ... um ... eating? Yea,yeah eating", I relied.

Time to set off agin for REAL.

Oh Shane, you won't know what hit you.

Ok now if I were a Shane, where would I be?

Eating good idiot

Yay your back. (ugh I hate my subconscious cant she just go die in a hole)

Hey dipshit, I can her you. I AM YOU.

oh whoops

Yeah whoops.

Ugh, I'm not having this conversation with MYSELF.

I ran over to the cafe beside campus. I walked in with a dead serious look on my face. If I was some stranger watching myself walk in I would be all like, "Dayyum gurl I know who to call for a bitch fight"

Sadly I can't be that stranger now.

As I walk through with all eyes on me. I hate attention on me. I spot Shane and his Biffle Matt. (he's also an ass-wipe)

But what surprised me was that it wasn't just those two but Jass and Beth.

What the hay stacks?

They were even laughing with each other.

I walk up to the throwing the bat into a pot plant.

"Hey guys",I said giving Beth and Jass a hug.

I looked at their faces and I noticed that my girls faces were full of disgust. (-not towards me, of course)

Paige must have texted them what happened.

"-YOU SELFISH LITTLE ...", Beth screamed in Shane and Matts face. Then stormed off and out the door.

"I can't believe you",Jass said with a disapproving look.

I just showed him my lovely middle finger.

I actually don't think I would have hit him with my beloved bat.

1. I'm to chicken

2. He would KILL me

3. I wouldn't want his blood on my bat

4. My poor bat being smashed against that butt face.

I met them outside and we were all just laughing out heads off.

"That was so good Beth", I said clapping her on the back.

"So were you Jass.", I said pulling her into a hug. Getting that disapproving look from Jass is probably one of the worst things.

"Your weren't too bad yourself", Beth said jokingly

Just then male barbie dolls that were company mistake, came out of the cafe with real mad faces on.

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