I'd rather be at Hogwarts

Chapter 4 <Intoducing the voice in my head>

Hi! Here's my new chapter of I'd rather be at Hogwarts so enjoy. Also, I thought to just tell you so you don't become confused about it, her voice inside her head is talking with
'        '    around them and in this so you can tell that it is THE VOICE!!! and you don't get mixed up.
And one more thing, I have a request from a friend, that she could write a book on Kat's cousin/best friend Lydia Azure!!!
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onwards!!

As I make my over the lush lawn of the school grounds I think about how the hell I ended up here.

Ohhh I know I could have apparated here!
Wait, that doesn't explain the Dementor thingy
Hmm I could have been abducted by aliens that look like Dementors
Oh well, that doesn't matter because I am at Hogwarts people!!!!!!

I feel like skipping!!
Ooo that doesn't sound like a bad idea!!
I jump, skip and bounce around the spongy wet lawn. Dumbledore looks at me inquisitively, he probably thinks I am crazy, oooohh or maybe KRAZY or something of the sort.
"La la la la la!! Hogwarts and Dumbledore and Hogwarts and Dumbledore!!" I sing loudly to myself as I twirl around toward the main entrance.

'Ok, maybe you are a little over obsessed but just think about it...

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' if you where me how else would you act?'
'I am you remember!!'
' oh yeh I forgot..teeheehee'
'I don't know how I got stuck with you Girl, but get on out there and do your thing'
' my thing?'
' you know, yell at people crazy like, talk like a bitch, annoy the hell out of people and creep people out!'
      ' ohhh right well better get to work than'

As I come out of my subconscious I begin to realise that Santa is talking to me, wait I mean Fumbedore , wait I mean Dumbledore. Ahhh! I mentally facepalm myself.
" So what were you doing in the forbidden forest may I ask?"

          " well long story short, you see I was walking down a muggle street in Kiama, you know in Australia when then a huge Dementor comes down and then I wake up in front of Hagrid's cabin!" I ramble as I wave my arms around to create more effect for the Dementor part.

"Who's Hagrid?" Dumbledore asks with a confused look on his face.
I stop walking and stare dumbfounded at Dumbledore.
       ' hehe DUMBfounded DUMBledore'
             'Not now'
" You know, Hagrid, big guy, half-giant, friendly fellow, care taker?"I explain

I see recognition in Dumbledore's eyes, but then confusion. " Hagrid is not our caretaker, he is one of the many students in Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry!"