*yo mama so fat her belly button is the black hole
* yo mama so fat she walked into the swimming pool and they said theirs the ocean
* yo mama so fat her belt size is the equator
* yo mama so fat she sat on tesco and lowered the prices
* yo mamas soo fat she went into space and their was no space
* yo mamas soo fat when she good roller skating she wears range rovers( as in the car )
* yo mamas soo fat she went to a theme park and got a group discount
* yo mamas soo fat she went on the weighing scale and it said one at a time
* yo mamas soo fat she doesn't need to use the internet she's already worldwide
* yo mamas soo fat when she bended down their was a full moon ha ha
* yo mamas soo fat when she farts she causes global warming
* yo mamas soo fat she wakes up on both sides of the bed
* yo mamas soo fat they don't even sell her bra size
