* yo mamas soo short she hanglides on a dorito
* yo mamas soo short she can't even get high
* yo mamas soo short you can see her legs in her drivers licence
* yo mamas soo short she does backflips under her bed
* yo mamas soo short she uses a ladder to pick up a dime
* yo mamas soo short she models for trophy's
* yo mamas soo short she does pushups on a staple
* yo mamas soo short she jumped in a puddle and drowned
* yo mamas soo short she so holds up a sign saying don't spit I can't swim
* yo mamas soo short she has to look up to look down
* yo mamas soo short she has to cuff her underwear
yo mamas soo short she doesn't roll dice she pushes them
yo mamas soo short she gotta slam dunk her bus fare
