Servamp...Truth or...DARE?

Ren-Dare

Lawless: Hey everyone! Welcome back to truth or dare! I'll be hosting today, and I'm going to embarrass Ren today...

Ren: What was that Lawless?

Lawless:*Oh crap*Nothing Ren!*Grin*

Ren: Hmm...

Kuro: Let's get this over with

Lawless: This is for Ren. Truth or Dare?

Ren: Dare!

Lawless: I dare you to kiss angel-cakes

Ren: ...

Licht: ...

Others: ...

Ren: Hold on! That's too far! I'm not doing it! No way!

Licht: BAKA NEZUMI!(STUPID RAT!)

Licht beats up Lawless

Lawless: It's a dare so you have to do it!

Lawless: Wait, where's

Mahiru: Emo corner

Ren: I'm better now. Besides it's a dare so I have to do it or I'll disappoint my friend

Licht: Your friend agreed to this?!

Ren: Y-yeah

Licht: Ugh

Ren: I'm...gonna practice

Lawless: Oh no you don't!

Lawless drags Ren

Ren: Hey!

Lawless: You're doing it remember?

Ren: Fine

Licht walks up to Ren and kisses her

Ren: o///o

Others: ...

Lawless: For a second I thought you will kiss her on the cheeks but I was wrong

Licht: Shut up you rotten hedgehog

Ren: Lawless that was the worst dare of my life

Lawless: What? Do you have a bf

Ren: What?! Of course not!

Licht: Hey Hyde...

Lawless: What is it Licht-tan?

Licht: SHINO MADE SHINE!*Kicks Lawless over and over*SHINE SHINE SHINE SHINE*(DIE UNTIL YOU DIE!*Kicks Lawless over and over*DIE DIE DIE DIE

Lawless: It was just a dare!

Licht: It was stupid

Ren: I agree, I still ship you two

Lawless: We both don't go well together!

Ren: I know you secretly love Licht

Lawless: No! I hate him!

Ren: Yes you do

Lawless: Why are you evil

Ren: I'm not evil

Lawless: And how do you know?

Ren: I don't grow devil horns

Lawless: And why can't you!

Ren: Because I'm not a demon

Lawless: Then what are you

Ren: I'm not telling you

Mahiru: Ok ok enough. The dare is over

Ren: Yes, it's over. Now I can finally practice

Lawless: Oh wait. YOU were supposed kiss him. So do it

Ren does the dare

Lawless: I fought you were going to kiss him on the cheek to-

Ren: SHUT YOUR MOUTH

Lawless: Ok so mean...

Ren: Hmph

Ren: Licht, stand over here

Licht: Ok?

Ren: Lawless, stand here

Lawless: Ok

Ren: Now close your eyes

Both boys close their eyes

Ren pushes Lawless and accidentally kisses Licht

Ren: Success

Licht: Stupid rat...

Lawless: No no no Licht!...Uh...I-I can e-explain!

Licht: DIE YOU FILTHY RAT DIE DIE DIE!

Licht kicks Lawless like crazy

Ren: My sweet revenge

Lawless: YOU BOTH ARE SO MEEEEEeeeeeeeean!

Licht chases crying Lawless around the house, trying to kick the crap outta him.

Lawless: Ok! I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Ren: That's what you get but I forgive you

Lawless: Thank you

Ren: However, you have to do one thing for me

Lawless: And what is it?

Ren: Sleep with your Eve

Others: ...

Lawless: Wait! But that's far too!

Ren: Do it or else...

Lawless: I still don't get why you don't grow devil horns when you're evil!

~Time skip, brought to you by Ren's singing~

Ren: So?

Lawless: Hey kept kicking me

Ren: And?

Licht: And stupid hedgehog keeps bothering me!

Ren: Sorry to drag you into this angel, just needed a punishment for Lawless

Licht: I enjoyed kicking him yesterday in my sleep. So it's fine

Lawless: So mean

Ren: Anyways, that all for today everyone. Bye!

Others: Bye!

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Thank for reading the truth. Embarrassing but my friend suggested it. Thanks Amazing_Panda_Girl(I guess??)

But thank you for reading!

~Ren~