If you are going to comment about Tyler saying sex, drugs, or drunk 1. In real life he is 29 2. These aren't even bad words 3.Grow up 4. SCUSE ME COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE
"Mooooom I know, I'm 18 I'm not gonna do drugs or drink or have premarital sex......mom....okay....mom please don't take this the wrong way, I love you but do I look like a frat boy? All I do is write sad songs and play Mario Kart. I don't have time for sex or drugs or drinking, Mario Kart is better....yes....yes mom...bye, I love you!"
Mothers, it seems like when their kid goes off to college, it's their job to remind the antisocial one to not drink or do drugs. It's not like I wanna get drunk anyways, I hate the smell of alcohol.
I hung up only to bump into someone I put my ukulele in one hand and reached out my other one to help them up.
"I am so sorry, let me help you up" I told the stranger.
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I had noticed she was wearing a My Chemical Romance shirt so I decided to strike up a conversation. Soon enough, I had learned that she is studying at NDNU, like I am, her favorite MCR songs are Disenchanted and Cemetery Drive, and her name is Melanie.
So we are now sitting in the cab while the cab driver decided to play country music, and hearing country music for an hour is worse than 1. Being stuck in San Francisco traffic 2. Standing in the middle of San Francisco traffic, in a lane with trucks and buses, and being hit by all of them.
"This music makes me want to throw myself through the window" Melanie whispered to me and started laughing.
"Same, same" I said and then nodded. Luckily we soon made it to the campus and the horror of country music ended. We both split the fare and headed out.
"So hopefully we meet again?" Melanie asked.
"I would love that" I said, kinda waving my ukulele and then realized (Okay so Tyler and Josh will curse, if you comment anything like MY SMOL INNOCENT BEANS BEING NAUGHTY TYLER YOU ARE GROUNDED JOSH YOU ARE GROUNDED just don't you're like...half their age. Grow up. Grown men curse) Shit I forgot to give her my number
"Ummm...." I said while looking for my phone in my pocket. I finally got it out.
"So just text your number to me"I told her, handing her my phone. She looked at me and then proceeded.
"Here you go" she said and smiled. I went to the office to ask for my dorm number and then went over there.
"Finally I'm not lonely" my roomate...I'm guessing said
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"Hi" I said and put my ukulele on what I'm guessing is my nightstand.
"Sorry, I don't think I properly introduced myself. I don't know anyone here except for my friend Brendon. I'm Josh"
