Funny Stories

These are my new stories. They are all short I will post them once a week. At least one vote to continue. Please.

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Okay, my grandma is let’s say ditsy. She has the attention span of a flea this usually causes something FUNNY to happen to her. Here is one of the stories that has happened to her recently. We are going to call her Connie, okay.

So Connie likes her hair short, but she is too cheap to go to the salon to get her hair clipped. One day she needed her hair cut, so as usual she does it herself. She just got this new razor for a more efficient cut. She got the razor all ready. She started shaving off the extra hair, but Connie noticed her make-up was all jacked up, and ended up trying to cut her hair one handed. It just so happens she favors her right hand, but she was using her right hand for the make-up. So , she was using the weaker hand that was her left hand for her hair. Her hand slipped, and she had this giant bald spot on her head. If you knew Connie you would probably see this coming, but since you don’t you don’t know what she did next. She took out her brown eyeliner and filled in the giant bald spot. Yah, this sounds all fine and dandy, but her hair is red. She walked around for about two weeks with a spot on her head that was a different hair color. If that wasn’t enough she showed everyone , and she works at the mall in JC Pennys , so everyone who stopped at the register would see this and laugh at her. Oh Connie!

That is my grandma in the story, and unfortunately I am just  like her. So, there will be stories in this that will sound like her, but are really me.