Funny Stories

Self Clean Buttons! Huh, What A Good Idea

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Okay, this one is again about my grandmother. I told her I was writing about her, and her reply was, 'Well, that's not going to be interesting.' I swear she's probaby in denial. Tsk tsk. Alright enough of this rant here's the story.

Alright, so when my mother, Missi, was little her, my grandfather, and of course my grandmother would all take a Sunday drive. These drives were nothing special they would drive around aimlessly for about an hour, after supper. This Sunday was no different than any of the others, in fact it was probably one of the most regular ones. So this Sunday after supper 'Connie' was washing the dishes. When my grandfather, let's call him 'Paul' came into the kitchen with little Missi, and asked Connie if they could leave yet. Connie said 'I'll be out in five minutes.' Paul and Missi walked outside, and waited for Connie to join them. Meanwhile in the kitchen, Connie was stuffing all of the dirty dishes into the oven.The previous day Connie had saw a button on the oven that had said, 'Self Clean' and Connie had thought it'd be the perfect time to try it out. So Connie pushed the 'Self Clean' buutton and went into the car, and left with her family.

Once their Sunday drive was complete. Connie walked straightinto the kitchen, because she was excited to see if her new discovery had worked. Finally, Connie had arrived at the oven, and opened the door to be faced with flames shooting out of the oven. As quickly as Connie could she yelled 'Paul there's a fire in the oven.' Then she found Missi and went to Paul to see if he knew what to do. Paul had said to run over to the neighbors house, but had said to NOT call the fire department, and that he could handle it.

So, Missi and Connie made their way to the neighbors house. The first thing Connie did was call the fire department. About thirty seconds later Paul had come to get Missi and Connie, and to tell them that the fire had been put out. Right after Paul had told Connie this, about four fire trucks came speeding down the road followed by about two dozen cars that had wanted to see the fire.

Paul just shook his head and walked away, leaving Connnie to tell the fire men that the fire had been put out, and that they could leave.

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EVERYONE IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT A SELF CLEAN BUTTON IS. IT IS A BUTTON ON AN OVEN (NOT EVERYONE HAS THEM) THAT CLEANS THE INSIDE OF YOUR OVEN OUT. IT IS NOT MEANT TO CLEAN ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES THE IONSIDE OF THE OVEN. IF YOU TRY THIS IT WILL CATCH ON FIRE. SO BEWARE, AND I GAVE YOU FAIR WARNING AND SHALL NOT BE HELD LIABLE, BECAUSE YOU TRIED IT!