Sorry it has taken me so long to update. I don't know why I didn't. This one is also about my grandma, but since the first one I'm posting isn't that funny I'll add a second one to the update.
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It was my birthday a couple of days ago, so my grandma comes over to my house. Me being the awesome grandchild I am wrote on a piece of paper, 'Kick my butt.' You know it's a harmless prank. Or so I thought. I just thought my grandma would go home and that would be it, she would figure out what I did. Not the case, instead my grandma decides to go o work with it on. She kept wondering why people were laughing at her. I did feel bad about it afterwards, but my grandma just laughed it off like the awesome person she is.
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Not funny, but I thought I would share.
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Okay, so today I went to the eye docter. Which I'm like blind so going there is never fun. Anyway, my eye docters assistant led us to a room.
My mom came in, but didnt shut the door all the way. So, she stood back up to close the door. She tried to shut it, but it wacked my docter in the nose, and he got a bloody nose.
That's not it though my mom didnt know she hit him. So, she just thought the door got caught on something. Of course it wasnt. Since the door didnt close the first time she used more force. Thankfully my docter saw what was happening and put his hands out to cushion the blow.
Thankfully he took it well and laughed it off while his nose bled.
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Hey guys, sorry it took so long. Anyway I'm thinking about erasing this account. If I do I would move this to my other account. Casper2. Also, I hate to do this, but can you check out my other story it's called Sleuth it's on Casper2's page.
Thank you!

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