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Okay guys this is my grandma again. Oh sorry for the extremely late upload. Been busy lately.
Alright, so my grandma, let’s call her Connie. So, Connie has listening issues, plus authority issues. So, my grandfather was out of town for some reason that I forget, and the one thing he asked of Connie was that she would take care of his newly planted Evergreen trees. It was the day after Halloween, (Day where you go house to house to get candy.) So, the usual tricksters were out, and threw toilet paper on all seven of the trees. Connie called one of her friends, and asked how to get it off what Connie didn’t tell her friend was what the tree type was. So, her friend told her to set the toilet paper on fire to burn it off. So, Connie went trotting out there, and set all of the toilet paper on fire. Obviously, nobody told her that pine needles are highly flammable, because the trees caught on fire. Once Connie saw that the trees were all on fire she called the fire department, but the fire department couldn’t salvage the trees. My grandfather came home a couple days later and said ‘Well, I should’ve expected that.’ While looking at the frames of his new trees.
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