Day 1: March 21

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I'm in 2nd block right now and haven't talked to her once. I did some reading online on how to do this and well they all say the same thing. No attention, mild insults, plant seeds of doubt, and get them jealous. Most importantly play the victim card. If your the victim, everybody will be on your side.
I got streaks with 30 girls on snapchat to try and make her jealous, but she hasn't realized it yet. Just know when she does, all hell will be upon us.

As I was sitting on the toilet a plan cane to mind. We are gonna call this Operation Pedal. Citlaly's friend, Daisy has 4th block with me. I'll snapchat my ex and a few girls and leave my phone next to her. When they all snap back, Daisy should check and then boom! She will tell her best friend, Citlaly.

I'm in 3rd block right now and she came up to me in the hallway but I pushed her away. Hopefully she's mad.

The Operation Pedal was in full effect. I snapped my streaks and left my phone by Daisy. When I came back I caught her takes a picture of my phone. It was perfect so I acted like I knew nothing.

When I got home I decided to smoke a bit and next thing I know Citlaly breaks up with me. As happy as I was, I can't believe it only took not even a day. It's whatever but I decided to ask Daisy about the phone situation. She told me it was for her streaks. I'm not stupid lmaoooo.

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