D.D: Hey Dark Pit.
Dark Pit: What do you want?
D.D: Look at this meme.
Dark Pit: *Looks at Picture* The heck is this?
D.D: *Taking Picture back* This is your savage lookin' self.
Dark Pit: First of all, What is with that hat? Second of all, It's not my fault I wasn't there at the time. I was usually picking up what was happening from human news and there was no news about an alien invasion.
D.D: Don't you and Pit have a connection thing to signal when pit is in danger?
Dark Pit: You can't say anything, little hybrid. Pit wasn't in danger at that moment, didn't you at all study the game?
D.D: You wanna act like that to me?!
Dark Pit: What do you think I am doing?!
D.D: I have more power than you know, Blackheart. *Changes Dark Pit's name to Pittoo*
Pittoo: I thought you didn't support that.
D.D: Don't mess with me. I can do whatever I want to you. All. Of. You. Guys.
Hades: She's even more messed up than me.
D.D: Stay out of this Underworld. *Changes Hades's name to Blue Head*
Blue Head: Where'd this idea come from?
D.D: In everything your head is somehow blue.
Pittoo: Sorry for how I talked to you.
D.D: You guys should be lucky I hate those nicknames on you. *Changes Blue Head's name to Hades**Changes Pittoo's name to Dark*
Hades: Thank you!
Dark: Why only this?
D.D: It's your first name. Pit would be your last name.
Dark: It's better than Pittoo.
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