Part 1: Gold

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Should've told you all this LATER ON IN THE STORY BUT....oh well. FIRST, Wear Bananas on your neck and in your ears.... THERE YA GO....That's all! Special Bonus Time Boi: MY BUTT IS SO FAB, THAT IT DIED OF HEART DISEASE, YO. YUGIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH IS SO FAB I ATE A CARD: DANK MAGICIAN. I STILL HEAR BREATHING IN MY STOMACH...... YOU EVILLLLL MANIACCC.. (Tears stomach open with knife) HOOOO... YAAA...Ì RESEMBLEZ DA DEVILZ. I STOOD ON A GAME ONCE AND GOT KILLED, SO I YELLED "OMG HAXORRR" AND ILLUMINATI SONG PLAYED AND BLOXWATCH DIED HAPPILY EVER AFTA... CHOKEN NAGGET....

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