things to know:
(y/n)= your name
(f/c)= fav colour
(f/f)= fav food
(e/c)= eye colour
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We walk outside and then I hear someone
"where are the losers going?" the man says with a smirk while leaning on the fence with two people standing next to him.
"eduardo..." mama edd says and glares at the so called eduardo
"(y/n) stay away from those guys they mean no good" mama edd whispers to me. no god huh?? hmmmm... I've got an idea..
"who is the loser in training???" eduardo asks while pointing at me edd scoffs
"if you must know this is (y/n) our new daughter and we were just leaving" mama edd says. I look at mama edd with a sly smile.
"(y/n) I don't like that smile what are you planning?" mama edd says and I start walking to the fence near eduardo.
"(y/n)?" mama edd says but I keep walking to the fence and I stop right in front of the 3 other males. I stick my hand out for eduardo to shake it.
"greetings I am (y/n). edd and his crew adopted me so I guess we are neighbours now" I say with an inoccent smile. I still have my hand stretched out waiting for him to shake it. he is hesitant but shakes my hand anyways
"hello (y/n) I am eduardo on my right is mark and on my left is jon... why are you letting yourself being adopted by those idiots?" eduardo says and he tries to pull away his hand but I don't let him.
"uhm.. can I have my ha- arg!!!" I pull eduardo's hand in a way that his ear is right near my mouth.
"listen up eduardo... call one of my dads loser or idiot again and I'll make your life hell" I say in a really dark voice that could scare satan himself. I let go of his hand and he pulls his hand back. eduardo looks like he had seen a ghost and he just nodded and ran back to his house with the other two following him.
I turn back and see tom, matt and edd arguing then I see tord staring at me like a child on Christmas.
"what is it father?" I ask
"you are everything I ever wanted in a child!" tord says and whipes away a fake tear.
"ok?" I say kinda comfused and I walk over to edd. I tug edds sleeve.
"hmmm? oh are you done sweety? where is eduardo?" mama edd asks
"yes mama edd and don't worry about eduardo he walked back to his house because his phone went off" I lie not wanting to tell edd that I scaered the neighbours for life.
"oh ok let's go!!! for real this time" mama edd says and we walk to the car.
edd takes place in the drivers seat and tom takes the passenger seat so me, matt and tord have to sit in the back.
~after 5 min of driving~
edd turns on the radio and a song starts to play.
"sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
everything thats wonderful is what I feel
when we're together.
Brighter than a lucky penny." the radio starts and tord covers his ears.
It is a horrible song I must say.
"MAMA EDD PLEASE TURN IT OFF!!!"I yell over the music
"YES EDD TURN IT OFF!!!!!" Tord yells
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