A Railgun In Fairy Tail, Book 6: Apocalypse

Twilight Prankster's Ultimate Festive Distraction

"Are we there yet?" Twilight Prankster asked as he and Cobra leapt through the woods.

"No..." said Cobra for what felt like, and probably was, the thousandth time. "We'll get there when we get there!!!"

A white haired woman who was following them as they leapt and dashed between the trees sighed loudly. "You know, you boys are just so darn loud!"

"Well Angel, tell that to Ronald Mcloudmouth over here!" said Cobra. "I'm really tired of hearing him!"

"Hey! Cobra!" said Twilight Prankster. "Did anyone ever tell you that you have a very interesting hairstyle?"

"Yes, several times." said Cobra rolling his eyes. "As I recall, it was you every time."

"Well...I don't know if you know this...but, you look like somebody from Dragon Ball Z."

"For pete's sake! I don't know what heck is Dragon Ball!!" shouted Cobra. "Why anybody would want to make an animation about a dragon's junk is beyond me!!!!"

"Cobra..."

"WHAAAATTTT!!!!?"

"Can I call you Vegeta?"

"....mutter mutter.."

Angel shook her head. "How long is this stupid trip going to last?"

Suddenly Cobra stopped in his tracks. His ears perked up. "Hold it."

The others stopped in their tracks as well.

"Oh boy Vegeta!" said Twilight Prankster. "Are we looking for a Seveneleven? Because I want a Gatorade!!"

"First of all...don't call me that...second of all...it looks like the enemy is on to us." said Cobra.

"How many?" asked Angel.

"Two." said Cobra. "From what I can hear...none of them are human. I don't know exactly how strong they are...but they sound skilled...we're going to need a different approach...we can't afford to get into a fight yet, not when we're so close. Yo' Prankster!"

"Yeeeeesss?" said Twilight Prankster jovially."

"We're going to need to play a little trick on the ones following us."

"But Cobra!" said Twilight Prankster. "Trix are for kids!"

Cobra and Angel just stared at Twilight Prankster for a second.

"Fine fine! I'm going!" said Twilight Prankster dissapearing in a puff of smoke and confetti.

Several miles away, Plasmoid and Slither were going through the forest, Slither was gliding along the floor while Plasmoid flew.

"Jeez, you're so slow...if it wasn't for you slowing me down, I would have caught them by now." said Slither.

"And then you'd be left a single snake going up against three high level mages." said Plasmoid as he cackled again. "You're always in such a rush Slither."

"Whatever...let's just catch up quickly." muttered the snake man.

Suddenly there was massive burst of smoke and confetti right in front of both Slither and Plasmoid, causing them to stop abruptly. Twilight Prankster jumped out, wearing a tie and glasses over his mask as well as a top hat.

"Night Reveler!?" said Plasmoid with a bit of shock.

"TREES TREES TREES!!" said Twilight Prankster spreading his hands out. "Welcome to the Prankster and Co. super tree blowout event!"

"Hello!! I'm Hank Hankerchief, local trees salesman!" said the harlequin grabbing Slither's hand and shaking it. "And as you can see! ALL THESE TREES MUST GO!!"