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    "Hey babe wake up," my wife Nikki said, showing me my phone. Oh gee. My phone blew up with kids liking BTS. The tweets go by "OMG JOHN CENA OPPA." Even the #Johnseok trended, all because I posted a picture of this cute boy. I tweeted, "Who is this boy? I'm interested #johnseokmayberealguys"  Then my wife came to me and slapped me. "YOU A FUCKING FAGGOT BITCHHHHH THIS BOI IS MINNNEEEEEEE!" She charged me and wrestled me. "WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THIS BOI IS MINE YOU SLUTTTTTT!" I almost punched her but meh. She also said, "BITCH YOULL NEVER GET THE SUNSHINE AWAY FROM ME!" "AT LEAST HES HOTTER THAN YOU ARE SLUT!" Oh crap, am I gay? I just ousted myself for liking the boy.

     She laughed and laughed. "I knew it. My hubby is gay." Then she ripped out her gown.

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