Crack on Titan

Crack. On. Titan.

So...

This is gonna be a thing.

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER!!!

No, not now.

Anyway, YESH...this will be a thing. I am making this a thing. Yes.

I have watched the subbed version of Attack on Titan (-cough- Shingeki no Kyojin in Japanese -cough-) in its entirety a while back. Maybe like early 2014. And now, since Toonami was awesome enough to put it on, I am watching it again, though it is dubbed.

I still like the original better though.

TITANS

Gomen...

And since I am re-watching it (because it's just that badass) I have brought it upon myself to watch crack videos.

{Note: Crack videos are short videos that present different scenes from a certain show -most preferably an anime- along with audio that is of a different video/show or a song. They are -of course- dumb as hell but hilarious. Abridged episodes are also similar though they are just people voicing over the show and saying humorous things. Why did I explain this? Why was I so intellectual about this? I have no clue. Carry on.}

So because I have been watching abridged versions and crack videos I got somewhat inspired to do what is possibly known as a crack book.

Lots of drugs.

Also, you should know one thing before reading anything that is put in here. I will reference things from the show/manga so if you're not that far in or you haven't even watched it then BITCH WATCH IT

I'm sorry.

I'll be polite.

Please do watch the damned show, you son of a female dog. What art thou doing with your life? Watch it. Now.

Shh...don't cry. I was polite.

But yes, note that there WILL be references and those references will become SPOILERS if you haven't seen the whole show. I'm not saying you are incapable of reading this if you haven't watched or finished the show, but I'm just letting you know. Read at your own accord.

So guys...

Get ready for some awesomene-

TITANS

Stahp.

Okay?

Okay.

Alright, that's enough bantering. Now-

SALUTE!!!

*AoT salute*

LET'S GO KILL SOME TITANS!

TIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

DAMMIT.

TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN TITAN

WELL SHIAT

Bye.

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAEGER!!!

(#I'm a huge nerd for this show like you don't even know)