dan; are you made of 11 protons?
phil; no, i-
dan; because you're sodium fine
(A/N my friend and I once had an argument about whether chemistry or biology was better. I still believe Biology is better.
ALSO, song linked is Collide by Odette because I've been binge listening to it for weeks)
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Revenge +phan+
Fanfictionphil tried to use pick up lines on dan, his best friend dan decides to get his revenge by doing the same thing to phil, his best friend *second part to Pick Up +phan+* *can be read individually*