Why do I love you? (Darkiplier x Reader)

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My body tingled as it tried to awake. I sat up and yawned, pushing my tangled mess of hair out of my face.

"Morning sweetheart." Dark said. I turned to him, he was leaned against the back of the headboard, remote in hand as he scanned through channels. I yawned again, cupping my hand over my mouth. "Want this?" he asked, handing me his black hoodie. I nodded, wondering why my top half was so cold. I pulled it on and laid back down, just wanting sleep. I laid my head on Dark's lap (he now had gym shorts on) before closing my eyes. Dark gently combed through my hair with his fingers as he continued scanning. I felt like shit, I just wanted to go back to dream world but couldn't bring myself to fall asleep. My head was pounding, like someone hitting it with a hammer.

"What exactly happened last night?" I asked, my voice hoarse.

"What all do you remember?" He asked.

"I remember 10 shot glasses. Then movement. Bright lights. Darkness. Then waking up." I mumbled.

"You're memory will come back after a bit. You'll slowly start to remember everything that happened." Dark said. He then leaned over to his side table and grabbed some Advil and a glass of water. "Take this." he said. I did as told and chugged the whole glass of water before handing it back to him and laying my head back on his lap. I stole the remote from him and flicked on the news. They talked about the weather for a while. With it being February now, the snow has died down and it's starting to become spring-like. Then they moved on to the 'Top Story' presented by two men named Rhett and Link, alongside with Jim.

"Kinky Candy King?" Rhett asked, turning to Link and Jim.

"Let's talk about that." Link said before it went to some sort of intro of 'Top story' I turned to Dark with a confused look. He just kissed my forehead and then turned back to the TV

"Side effects of being Queen." He chuckled. I was about to say something but then the intro ended.

"Here are images of Secondhand King and Queen going on a date" Link said. Images popped up on the side. A picture of our backs with Dark's arm wrapped around my waist as we walked out away from the candy store.

"They seem to be having innocent and Sweet fun." Rhett joked as a small video of me throwing skittles at Dark came up.

"Then the royalty went to a VR zombie game, before going to Hell-o." Jim said.

"And get this! They went to Unicorn Hell next!" Rhett yelled. Link, Rhett, and Jim all burst into laughter at the thought. Rhett then paused and looked at someone on the sides. "What? Are you serious? They actually went? I thought it was just a joke!" Rhett laughed. Jim and Link gave each other confused glances. "Okay, so it wasn't a joke. They actually went." Rhett said.

"The second-hand king? At Unicorn hell? The Hell is that man thinking?" Jim yelled. I felt Dark tense slightly beside me, so I sat up and gave him small kisses on his jawline, feeling his muscles relax.

"You'd think he wouldn't let himself look vulnerable." Link joked. Justeece then sat down next them.

"Give the man a break. So what he wants to go to Unicorn hell with his girlfriend? Valentine's day was recent. Maybe that was their Valentine's date." She said.

"Oh, we're not done yet! Look at this video!" Link yelled as a small video was edited in the corner of Dark slamming me to the wall while we were kissing, him pinning my hands above my head, then they stopped the video. Jim waved his face.

"Hoo, kinky." He joked.

"I have to admit, Dark seems to know what he's doing." Rhett teased. They all laughed and cracked more jokes about the scene. I felt myself wanting to shrink a little. Dark pulled me closer and chuckled.

"Ignore them, they're just making views." Dark said. I nodded, not fully convinced.

"I'm wondering what the others would say about this..." I mumbled.

"They'll make fun for a bit. But eventually, stop." Dark chuckled. I nodded again, keeping my eyes on the TV. It was silent for a bit as I tried to think of everything that occurred last night. I finally looked up at the TV, the clothes on the floor, then back at Dark with the now visible hickey out on his neck.

"We fucked, didn't we?"

He coughed nervously.

"... yeah..."