My One Piece

Charade

- Ha? I didn't know that women has heart at all. I could see that she liked Luffy more that the rest of us but love him? I thought she only likes barries. said Zoro

- Hihihih. Women's heart is like enchanted forest. You can easilly get lost in there and you can never trully know what's there unless she decides to show you. You have still lot to learn about womens Zoro. Maybe I can give you a book to read. I have a perfect one for you. said Robin and put her hand on his neck. She knew it was his weak spot. He would always snatch when she would touch him there.

- I don't need a book. I don't need to know womens. You are not a mistery to me anymore and you are the only women I need and want to know all about. said Zoro and huged her.

- Oi oi stop that! Find a room. jelled Usopp looking at two of them that were standing few meters from tham wispering something.

- And please somewhere far away from ours! said Franky jawning and fell of the chair when he hear door opening and almost breaking.

- I am hungry. Let's eat! said Luffy taking fork and knife while taping on the table. Robin and Zoro went to the table and sat down. But this time Zoro left a chair empty next to Luffy.

- We have to wait for everybody. Where are Sanji, Chopper and Nami? asked Robin.

- Sanji is still like suuuuper stone, and Chopper is trying to stabilize him. said Franky pretenting to be a stone like Sanji while pushing his nose and changing the hair. Everybody around the table bursted in laught.

- Oi Luffy where is Nami? asked Zoro looking at him.

- She is geting ready for dinner. Franky do that again you are so good acting like Sanji hahahaha. said Luffy laughing at Franky along with Usopp and Brook. Robin giggled and she turned around when she heard door opening and there were Vivi and Nami.

- Looks like we can start, everybody is here. said Robin and showed Vivi the chair that was next to her. Vivi sat down and looked at Nami who was confussed because she was the one that used to sit next to Robin.

- Nami you have a chair right here. said Zoro showing her the empty chair that was betwen him and Luffy and smirked. Nami looked at him with penetrating eyes. She could tell that Robin already told him about everything. Oh she would love to kick him right now but she smiled and sat down. Zoro would still tease her and call her names even when he ended up with Robin. But Nami would kick him in return like she used to. It was like their way of comunnincating from the start. Her thought were interupted by servents that were bringing the food on the table. Luffy's eyes instantly shaped like two meats.

- Niku, niku, niku, niku, niku.... Luffy was singing while looking at the meat that servents were holding on the plater. Vivi gave them the sign so they putted the food on the table and she thanked them. Everybody started to eat and enjoyed. The food on Alabasta was so good and whats more important enought for everybody. It was hard for Straw Hats to buy enought suplies traveling around folowed by the marines, bounty hunters and other pirates that were trying to pursuit the Pirate King title.

- Nami, we moved your ship on the other side of the island. We saw Marine fleet passing by. said Vivi

- Oh thank you. Where is Kohza and your father? smiled Nami. She knew they can trust Vivi and she wanted them to relax while there were here.

- I asked them to be alone with you tonight so we can catch up and party a little bit. So they are with Boa Hancock and the rest of them on the other side of the palace. said Vivi

- I had enought. Now some bear will be perfect. said Zoro taping his belly and drinking another mug of bear and looking at Luffy who tried to reach all the meat on the table. That idiot is the same from the first day he met him. Wounder how will all this charade go thought Zoro.

- Oi Luffy I heard you have something important to say to us. said Zoro and looked at Nami who pressed her heal on his foot. Ouch that witch thought Zoro. But it was worth it looking at her spiling the vine on her plate.

- Something important? mumbled Luffy while eating like he hasn't eaten in days.

- Yeah I heard that you have a big news for all of us. said Zoro trying not to laught.

- Oh you mean about my girlfriend? asked Luffy still eating and grabbing the food. Finally thought Zoro and smirked. Vivi and Robin giggled, Nami was pail and angry at the same time. She thought it wasn't a good timeing, but that idiot Zoro liked the situation she could tell. She snaped when she heard Usopp falling of the chair along with Franky and Brook that he pulled with him while grabbing them trying not to fall. All of them bursted in laught exept Nami who used the situation and hit Zoro once againg under the table. Zoro's face shaped in pain and his mug fell on the flor. He looked at Nami and his face started to smile.

- It was worth it! said Zoro and winked at Nami and waved to the servents that brought him another mug full of bear.

- This will cost you 50.000,00 berries. said Nami still looking angry

- Still worth it. said Zoro and took a sip of bear but sudenly a plate flew to his face breaking out another mug from his hands.

- Thats enought who did it? asked Zoro and looked around. He saw Nami, Robin and Vivi laughing at him and than he saw their idiot captain who was stealing all the food from Franky's, Brook's and Usopp's plate that was missing. He looked at Luffy and than again at the missing plate. He puted two and two together stud up and went to Luffy's seat grabing him from behind and trow him on the flor pulling his cheaks that were still full with food.

- Oi Zoro stop it! said Usopp looking serious aproaching them. He looked down and saw his captain chokeing with food waveing with his hand crying for help. Zoro pulled him up and hit him on his back and Luffy caught the bone that was stuck in his throat. Franky and Brook stud up and sat on their chairs looking at them confussed.

- Let him sit down Zoro. Here Luffy you can have my food. said Usopp and sat down on his chair. He wanted some answeres and givim him the food was the perfect way of geting them.

- So Luffy you mention somethin about haveing a girlfriend. said Usopp looking suspicious at him while he was eating like nothing happened.

- I did. said Luffy eating non-stop.

- So you have a girlfriend? asked Usopp carefully. Everybody at the table were looking at Usopp and Luffy waiting for the continuation exept Nami who was squeezing her hands under the table so nobody can see. She wanted to punch Usopp for being a longe nose and asking questions and Luffy for just being the idiot he is, not thinking. But she couldn't, she had to play along this charade that she agreed on so she just puted a fake, fade smile on her face.

- I do. Vivi food was so good, thank you for this banquet shishishishi. sad Luffy and relaxes at his chair.

- Since when do you have a girlfriend Luffy? interupted Usopp

- Since today shishishishi. laught Luffy with his carefree laught. Nami looked at him and asked herself how could he be so relaxed and pretend so easily. She thought this would be easy and it was until this moment. These are their crewmates, how cant something like this pass to them.

- Who is that suuuuper women that stole the Pirate King's heart? asked Franky shapeing his hair in heart by pressing the nose.

- Yeah Luffy tell us. said Usopp still convinced that their captain dreamed something or get some things wrong.

- It's Nami. She is my girlfriend. said Luffy and looked at her with a big smile on his face. Usopp's, Franky's and Brook's jaw droped down. Robin and Vivi giggled while Zoro was siping his bear and enjoying this situation.