FUCKBOI / t.kook

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chiminie: so i'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tities.

taelicous: it's fucking three in the morning, why are you texting me dipshit.

chiminie: OMGGGG!!!!!

chiminie: yoongi talked to a girl today, he was talking to her but he was looking at me!

taelicous: omg do you want a sticker??? 😩👌👌👌🔥🔥🔥

chiminie: no no no, srsly, i dead ass watched him undress me with his own eyes

chiminie: did i ever tell you many times i bust a nut every time i see him

chiminie: it's kind of like fate

taelicous: wtf, how is 'fate' associated with an erection ?

chiminie: ok, it's kind of like this... you go in a restaurant, you order a hamburger but you get a hotdog instead.... FATE

taelicous: i don't understand fuckkk

chiminie:

would you look at that. my boy is a snack. actually scratch that, he is a feast.

taelicous: eh, i've seen better tbh

chiminie: U DID NOT JUST SAYTHAT OMG WOW

taelicous: i mean like lee taeyong is hot

chiminie:

i'm- so i was attacked.

taelicous:

gtg, it's time for my taeyong ritual where i scroll through my camera roll filled with pictures of a beautiful man... aka LEE TAEYONG

chiminie: FUCK YOU! IM GONNA STALK YOONGI NOW

opened, 2:36 a.m

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jungcock sent you a snap

jungcock:

taelicous:

jungcock is typing...

jungcock sent you a message!

jungcock: so you know me

taelicous: of course, i'm not related to patrick star or anything 🤷🏽‍♀️

taelicous: your username is shit. why???

jungcock: this is the snap where i talk to my hoes.

jungcock: are you home

taelicous: i'm not your hoe. and yes, i am. why

jungcock: mind if i come over? you know, just for pure entertainment

taelicous: sorry, i'm taken

jungcock. mhm

taelicous: i'm taken. my boyfriend is lee taeyong 💍 we're engaged

jungcock: that dude from nct? sure you are. and i'm actually married to ten :0

taelicous: leave me alone fuck boy

jungcock: so does that mean i won't be receiving pics of your perky ass today :(

taelicous: BYE