FORTUNE COOKIES

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I will start updating this on Tuesday, Saturday, every other Monday til May than update randomly.  I will be saying in every book when i will start updating. 


Your most memorable dream will come true

A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance

You will be hungry again in a hour

Wouldn't it be ironic to DIE in the LIVING room

There's 3 friends at a Chinese restaurant the 1st one read his it said " Weird. My fortune cookie says you darted during the meal and I totally did." than his friend read hers and the second one said " No way mine says you have a crush on your best friend and I do!" " Jim what does yours say?" than the third one read it in his head "we know where you hide the bodies Jim" all Jim said was um... The farted one too. 

A very attractive person will confess their love

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