Crystal Misfits

Chapter One

"Are we dead...?" Was the first thing Veronica asked, "Well I mean, maybe not..."

Sam peaked an eye open and glanced over at the other, "...Holy fuck, you're an eggplant!" They screech letting go of the now purple female's hand to point at her face.

She looked down at her arms and hands, "What. The. Fuck." She looked up and over at Sam, "You're a fucking Oompa Loompa!" She started laughing like crazy and collapsed on the ground, clutching her stomach.

"Haha," Sam says sarcastically before spitting out a laugh as well. They scan Veronica before seeing a weird rock on her upper right chest. "Uhm, the hell?"

"Oh god, what now?" Veronica started examining herself. "What the fuck is this?" Veronica started feeling the lump on her chest. "Is this a..." She looked up at Sam. "You have a large lump, too. It's on the side of your head."

Sam's hand shot up to the side of their head and they felt it in an instant. Their eyes widened as they felt at it. They then began to try and grip at it, trying to pull it off their head.

"Be careful, goddamit! We don't know what the fuck these are or do!" Veronica quickly grabbed Sam's hand away from their head.

Sam shrugged. "The worst it could do is rip from my head and then it starts bleeding, since well you know, I tore the skin."

"Oh yeah, I guess that's not bad at all!" Veronica yelled sarcastically. "Don't be a fucking idiot, Topaz!" She immediately covered her mouth. "Topaz." She kept trying to say the correct name but Topaz was the only name that came out. "You know what, try saying my name."

"Uh..okay. Alexandrite?" Sam paused, blinking a few times. "Alexandrite." They said again. "Shit, what the hell?"

"What the friggity frack!" Alexandrite's eyes widened in confusion. "Fudge you! What the heck!?" Alexandrite sighed and tried one last time. "WHAT THE FUDGE!"

Topaz snorted. "Haha, dumbbutt," They blinked. "What the frick?" They sighed. "Well, shizzle."

"Oh my gosh! It's happening with you, too!" Alex snort laughed. "Ah, fudge! Stupid laugh!" She threw her hands up in frustration. "Well, what do we do now?"

"Look around?" Topaz suggested, shrugging.

"Well, hopefully we don't run into anyone who could kill us." Alex sighed.

Topaz nodded before looking around at their surroundings. "We are in a house I believe." They looked down and notice that they're on the same sort of portal.

"Oh shucks." Alex looked around. "I wonder who lives here. Hopefully, they're allies and not enemies." She stepped off of the portal. "So do we still look around or is this technically breaking and entering?" She questioned while slowly spinning in circles, taking in her surroundings.

"I don't think it's breaking and entering if it wasn't on purpose." Topaz stepped down from the platform and glanced around. "Looks like a one-person home." They mumble.

"True, one of everything a person would need. Kinda lonely. Wonder who lives here..." Alex said with a puzzled look on her face. Topaz shrugged.

"A pedophile maybe? Who knows?"

"That or someone who says 'frick humanity' and lives alone?" Alex shrugged, half smiling.

"Now you're just using yourself as an example." Topaz snorts while climbing some stairs that lead to a bedded area.

"Ouch, that's harsh. I don't live completely alone. I have animals and sometimes you." Alex made her way to the fridge.

"Sometimes? Bish, we live in an apartment together." Topaz said as they turned away from the window to face Alex.

"Oh yeeahh, haha, sorry forgot. Memory is a bit hazy." Alex began to trail off. "I wonder if they have ice cream." She mumbled opening the freezer to find it packed with wrappers with cat heads on them. She grabbed on and held it up to show Topaz. "Aye, whatcha think this is? Ice cream?" Topaz began to mindlessly walk over to the stairs.

"I've got no clue-" They found themselves falling down the short flight of steps landing on their butt.

"Hahaha! Oh my-" Alex was cut off by a bright light appearing on the portal.

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Not sure if our update/publish times will be consistent.

Spring break is soon to be here for us and we will try to update as much as possible.

If you were confused, Sam is Topaz and Veronica is now Alexandrite or Alex for short.

Hope you enjoyed the chapter!

~Venture Twins :P