Parker: Did I say something wrong?
Vana is online
Vana: So...you're gay?
Parker: Not necessarily
Vana: So you're bi then?
Parker: I don't know.
Vana: How don't you know?
Parker: When I was alive, I didn't really have enough time to see what I liked. I know I like guys, but I don't know about girls. You, creatures are confusing. I know I'm capable of liking either, but I haven't found out which one I like more.
Vana: Oh dang, welp. I guess now I'm supposed to accept the fact that I'm talking to a gay ghost.
Parker: If you call me a ghost one more time I swEAR TO GOD-
Vana: Speaking of god, have you like...met him?
Parker: Yeah, he's actually an asshole.
Vana: How so?
Parker: I could be up in heaven right now, enjoying a nice coke by the beach. Listening to music, maybe eating some Cheetos. But nooooo, oh no. Apparently, I still have "unfinished business." and need to "experience more human emotions." And whatever the hell else he said.
Vana: That doesn't sound so bad
Parker: Yeah, oh really? You try getting..separated from your family and when you try to go see them, some big hairy guy with too long of a beard tells you that you have to go back to the hellhole you just got out of, you don't know when you can go back to see your family. If you even can go back. And then you have to mange how to learn all this new shit about being a spirit, with no help or support whatsoever. See, it's easy for you. Your school day could be going bad, and you could go cry to your mom. I can't do that. You like basketball right? You've probably won first before..No actually I'm sure you've won first because I've seen it . Your dad was so proud of you. I can't have that, I haven't seen or spoken to my family in 5 years. So, yeah..doesn't sound so bad..
Vana: I'm sorry. I really didn't mean it like that. I was just trying to make light of the situation.
Parker: No, don't be. I didn't mean to rant. I usually don't go off like that. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to give you my whole life story either. I just got carried away.
Vana: It's alright, are you up for another question?
Parker: Yeah sure, I'll try not to go off on you this time lol
Vana: How did you die?
Parker: I Uhm, I..
Parker is offline
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Teen FictionParker Ashe, the boy who didn't live..in this situation. (Harry Potter anyone?) Murdered at the age of 13, and now officially 18 Parker is a ghost who communicates with people through their phones. A 17 year old girl named Vera comes into contact w...
