MAID MARIAN ( TARON EGERTON ) ✓

FOURTY TWO

monika 🐭
okay um hi
sergo

monika 🐭
wellll

monika 🐭
nice to talk to you,
feel like we haven't
spoke in a while

sergo 🦊
we spoke yesterday

sergo 🦊
on the phone

sergo 🦊
before taron
got there

sergo 🦊
you're acting weird,
what's up?

monika 🐭
um

monika 🐭
i kinda

monika 🐭
did something

sergo 🦊
um im not
a psychic
please define
this something

monika 🐭
i kinda

monika 🐭
had sex with taron

monika 🐭
so more like
i did someone

sergo 🦊
skSKSKSKKS

sergo 🦊
WHAT WWHA
WHAT

sergo 🦊
HAD SEX WITH
TARON

sergo 🦊
PLEASE READ
THAT IN THE
VOICE OF THE
MUM IN THE
VALENTINO
BAG VINE

monika 🐭
now isn't the time

monika 🐭
but i did and it was
funny

sergo 🦊
thank you

sergo 🦊
im jealous

sergo 🦊
BUT

sergo 🦊
what does
this mean

sergo 🦊
like for you
two

monika 🐭
i don't know

monika 🐭
like i don't regret it

monika 🐭
at all

monika 🐭
and im 100% sure
he doesn't

sergo 🦊
well of course he
doesn't, you're
hot asf and a catch
and he's super in love
with you

monika 🐭
shut up no he isn't

sergo 🦊
ask him

monika 🐭
wtf no

monika 🐭
imagine ive just
had sex with him
he's making me
breakfast and i
just ask 'oh btw
are you in love
with me'

sergo 🦊
breakfast?

monika 🐭
he made me
breakfast

monika 🐭
french toast
to be specific

sergo 🦊
wow okay

sergo 🦊
so he is in
love with you

sergo 🦊
so you're dating

monika 🐭
no

monika 🐭
it's not that
simple

sergo 🦊
why not, i don't
understand y'all

monika 🐭
he's away filming and
all that stuff with the
robin hood film
i m not ready for that

monika 🐭
for a long distance thing

sergo 🦊
wow who knew the
thing that got you
together would be
what distances
you, ironic and sad
😭😭😭

monika 🐭
um that hurts

monika 🐭
thanks for that

sergo 🦊
BUT TRUE LOVE
CANT BE BROKEN

sergo 🦊
and you don't know
until you try

sergo 🦊
and you're both
worth trying for

monika 🐭
i guess

sergo 🦊
don't guess, just know
because sergo said so

sergo 🦊
and sergo is an
intellect™️

monika 🐭
stop talking in third
person

monika 🐭
this is why
im getting
laid and
you're not