while you were walking to mcdonalds, you whipped out your mcphone to check your mcinstagram. you made a fan account for ronald, called "mcronaldfan". you had about around 2k mcfollowers, so you needed to mcgive them the daily content you mcpromised.
mcronaldfan
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look at him, being so mcperfect. 💖
17 likes randomuser: lmao, are you really a fan account? what are you doing with your life 😂 ronaldmcdonaldfanaccount: ikr!! he's such a pretty guy. wendys4life: mcdonald's sucks. the food is nasty, the mascot is ugly and it's no match for wendy's.
you furiously typed away as you saw the mc-comments on your mcpicture. before you could post it, you mcfinally arrived at mcdonalds.
when you walked in, the mcheavenly smell of the mcfood hit you. your mcstomach started to growl, it needed food. looking on the menu, you picked your mcfavorite food. once you got up to the mc-cash register, you put in your order with the mc-cashier. you would consider them someone you would mcdate if you weren't totally mcobsessed with ronald. while you mcwaited for your food, you finally saw the beautiful angel that you mclove.
ronald looked amazing. the way his face paint was so well done, the way his mc-clothes fit him so well, and they way he smiled had you a melted mcpuddle on the floor. you were struggling to hold yourself up, so you held on to the mctable. ronald, being the kind person he is, came to mcsee if you were ok.
your breathing quickened as he mcstood right in front of you.
"hi, my mcname is ronald, are you ok?" he mcquestioned.
you couldn't mcwait any longer as you smashed his mc-lips into yours.
