HENRY'S BEDTIME STORIES FOR PEOPLE.

BED TIME STORY #2

HENRY WAS ANGRY, HE WAS SO ANGRY THAT NOT EVEN BLACK HAT COULD OUT ANGER HIM. 

ONE DAY, WHILE HE WAS SO ANGRY HE COULD OUT ANGER THE ANGRY BLACK HAT, HE CAME ACROSS 

A FUCKING HEDGEHOG

THE HEDGEHOG SAVED ANOTHER HEDGEHOG THEN SAID "GOTTA GO FAST" LIKE HE WAS SOME KIND OF GOD, HENRY WAS HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT,

HE GRABBED THE SONIC AND LOBBED HIM OVER THE OCEAN. HE THEN SMILED TO THE SAVED HEDGEHOG AND SAID: "NO NEED TO THANK ME." BEFORE STABBING HER/HIM HE COULDN'T TELL-

STABBING THE GENDER-NETRUERAL HEDGEHOG WITH A CAN OF SODA, HENRY'S MAFIA GANG APPLAUDED HIM, 

"GOOD JOB M8."DAVE SAID,

"I am even more terrified of you then I was before."OLD SPORT RESPONDED LOOKING LIKE HE JUST STARED SATAN IN THE EYES.

HENRY LAUGHED, "YEAH OK, WELL, LET'S GO TO THE HOSPITAL, I WANNA LAUGH AT KIDS IN THE WHEELCHAIRS."HENRY ANNOUNCED, HE DRAGGED THE TWO TO THE LOCAL HOSPITAL WHERE THEY LAUGHED AT KIDS IN WHEELCHAIRS,

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