19 attempts at writing the beginning of this fucking book or whatever you wanna call it, and me asking for advice from my friends, shit this is difficult no wonder book writers have book editors and shit. Anyway, here I am trying to write something I deem readable by a humans eyes, reading so many books I'd figured I'd be good at it, anyway, I'm Jake, I'm a werewolf..... I'm joking, with how hairy I am I might as well be, strap yourself in cause this is gonna be rough, my names Jake by the way.