Alright so I was supposed to introduce myself to you in the Intro but I don't wanna tell you what I am, you can decide about what I am yourself, so I'm sitting in a lunch table with my bros, here's my perfect lunch table set up, Austin, Keaden, Josh, Anoki, Sciena, Sam, and Damian. My closest friend has gotta be....haha no one fuck that shit, I don't like people at all but seeing as I have to be social, I have friends, my favorite friend is Josh cause god damn he's got to be the funniest fucker in town, his family isn't in the best of situations but they make the best of it and I swear that's the only reason he has his humor, cause he needs it to get through the day, Keaden is one of the mom types, he's the mom of the group, he takes care of everyone, one of the easiest ones to talk to in our group too, Austin's an Army brat, he's one of my favorite cause after he got his PS4 he's been one of my gaming buddies, after he stopped being a dick for a while, you're probably thinking 'Jeeze Jake why was he being a dick?' We have no clue, Keaden, Damian and me almost ditched him after he wouldn't stop. Now Damian...... Damian's like Anoki, cool in their own way, but you have to get to know them to see why they're cool, or as I like to say, why they're chill and fun to hang with, Damian and Anoki stand in the same place in our friend group right now, well Damian has moved up, He's been fixing his main issue with mainly the whole group, he's been a bit of a dick, not like Austin being a dick, Damian was I guess being a sexist asshole to the girls in the group, they got pissed off at him, and since Keaden is the mom, he's also a feminist, and so am I there's nothing wrong with it, but he defends women, it's his experience, he had to go through a lot with his dad, his dad was a prick to his mom and I'll leave it there. So he treats women with the utmost respect, Anyway, so Damian fixed that. So... on to Anoki, well Anoki's been around, he dated Sceiana and cheated on her and told herself to go kill herself and since the girls in our group carry kind of a depression, it made her try to.... it was a failed attempt and other shit happened, but he dated Sam too, and broke her heart and stole her first kiss apparently, which is sacred.... I guess I haven't ever went so far and stole someone's first kiss while dating them, hit it them quit it, ejaculate than evacuate, rock her bocks then change the locks, just saying, don't date. So anyway on to Sam, she's chill, I've just now gotten to know here cause other than that I didn't think we had much in common, and Sciena is the same way except I don't want to get to know her even though she's dating Keaden, she seems like a handful of a friend, but she's still chill... ish. Those are my fuckers, my bros if you will
