The Needless of the Opera

"Wait a minuet...didn't my mother use to tell me that we shouldn't go with strangers?"

The man laughed "Not unless they're smoking hot!"

"TRUE THAT!!!"

(lol this is actually my favorite part!)

Dramatic music plays 

Blade felt like her world was spinning and that any minute she could pass out, thank God this hot stranger was holding her hand as they walked through a passageway in the sewer....with hands coming out of the wall and holding candlelight's for some reason. Blade just couldn't keep her eyes of this handsome, white haired stranger...and neither could he...well I mean if he has pupils because for some reason he doesn't have any with his mask on.

"In sleep he sang to me in dreams he caaame" His grip tightened around Christine's hand but for some reason she actually felt more secure that he did that.

"That voice which calls to me, and speaks my naaaame, and do I dream again? for nowww I find..." He was leading through a flight of stairs and Blade opened her mouth

"...The Needless of the Opera is there inside my mind!!" The music stopped abubptly as the man turned around with a confused face.

"Wait a minute, wait a minuet..hold on!" These were his first words that wasn't in song or even in the script. He also had a mixture of European accents which was kinda a turn on for Blade.

"What?"  "Just a second ago you were singing in your mind, correct?" Blade shrugged "Yeah so?"

"And now you're singing outloud! Either you're singing verbally or mentally pick one!"

Blade just derped.

The stranger just continued to lead Blade to the bottom of the stairs...where they were greeted by a horse.

"Wait a minuet, STOP THE MUSIC!!!" Blade shouted. The man turned "What is it now?!" He was getting impatient.

Blade pointed at the horse "Why, is there a horse in the sewer!"

The man shrunk his shoulders " Well actually..we couldn't afford a horse, nor could we get an actual horse in the sewer..so we...got some kid to wear the costume of a horse.."

Just then, the horse turned to face Christine and the Phantom, a face of a little girl with pink hair emerged from the head.

"Hello, I am Mio! I will be your horse for this play!" She said delightedly. 

Blade faced the Phantom "Are you kidding me? Why do you need a horse anyway!!!"

The Phantom just grabbed her by the wrists and continued to walk "Look I'd thought it be sexy if we got a horse for this scene, now get on her back we have to continue.."

"Ugh.." Blade sheepishly looked at the girl as she lowered herself for Christine to get on her back.

"Don't worry miss, I'm strong enough to carry you.." 

"umm..okaay" She sat on Mio's back and just as promised, Mio's strength took Blade by her legs and walked her down the stairs. 

The music was back up and the Phantom began to sing.

"Sing once again with me, our strange's duet, my power over you, grows stronger yeeeet, and though you turn from me to glaaance behiiind the PHAAAAANTOM of the opera is thereee insiiide your miiiiiind!!"

They stopped in front of a boat that would soon, drift them over the stinky sewer water.

The Phantom turned to Christine "Okay, get off the horse now.."