Joeck one shots

Roast video but with Joe❤️

( I'm so bad at this and ignore my roast to everyone I suck at that. Enjoy I guess *Enjoy? Daniel''s Howell voice*)

Joe's povs

Today I was finally in the roast video because Mikey wasn't in UK at the moment so Caspar asked me if I wanted to be I honestly just say yes because I want to laugh of Conor's jokes and I want to be with Jack he is so cool and gorgeous and humble and I can't with him he makes me so happy and yeah I like him but he don't know I like him.

*making the video*

-Okay Joe vrs Jack. -Caspar say.
-Hey but Jack why?  isn't he lovely isn't he wonderful.
-Finally someone that think something good about me. -He smile at me and I smile back.
-Hum Joe can we talk just the two of us in my room.
-Yeah? Of course Caspy.

*we were in his room*

-So what you want to talk about?
-Joe, do you like Jack?
-What? Why you think so?
-Come on the way you look at him and you just sing to him and tell him he is wonderful and lovely.
-Ugh you got me Yeah I like Jack.
-Aww cheers man, ehh with Conor, Byron, Mikey, Oli and Abe we have a group chat Abe bet today someone will make a move now we have to give money because of you Joseph.
- I didn't make a move.
-Yes you did, and now get ready to roast your crush.
-Ugh i don't want to.

*we were back to the couch next to the boys*

-Now babe get ready.
-Ugh.
-Okay so Joe vrs Jack #Joeck.
-What the fuck hahah. -Jack laugh.
-Okay first it's mister Joe Sugg roasting his other half.
-Jack look back you are just famous because of Conor it isn't just a honor to be here because of him you don't even sing oh shit this isn't bullshit you are the other Maynard we need Con May to make us laugh and today it's the day you are going down Jack because I attack so just see your back Joseph Sugg new rules I don't let you in cheater well Con May is cheat oh I talk so much about your brother sorry without him we didn't even fucking know who the fuck you are, boom.
-Omg Joe HAHAHAHA, now mister Maynard roast Joe.
-And he say he can't roast me wow maybe I will failed I feel bad to roast someone but I will try.
-Just do it Jack roast your half.
-Joseph Sugg you just suck you are just know as Zoella's brother without Zoella who the fuck you are, trying to have 3 channels just to be different than Zoella you better stop doing YouTube and start being a thatcher again I'm not a cheater you are the cheater yeah people know about me because of my brother but I'm not doing what my sibling it's doing I'm a different person and you do almost the same Zoella do so shut up babe.
-You just call me babe?
-Yeah I babe you back from that video in 2016.
-Aww you still remember that.
-Of course it was so hilarious I was watching the video last night.
-OMG, Jack you just roast someone finally, also are both stupid both are into each other and flirting right now and everyone it's annoyed because of you too just kiss please.

Joe saw me in the eyes and then my lips and then we kiss and then we were smiling and talk about our feelings and then we are boyfriends and we get back to the video.

-Okay i guess the winner it's Jack this time.
-Aww babe you won.
-Yes finally thank you mom, thank you Anna and thank you lovely boyfriend .
-Okay we should continue the video. Conor vrs me.
-Okay your turn Conor.
-Okay Okay Caspar why you have so many girlfriends? Okay okay here we go again with the same ghost who have more than 20 videos about girlfriends his last girlfriend was interested in Josh and who the even fuck is Josh Pieters, Grant it's better youtuber than you ever will and he is like your manager that is crazy, and you only joke about my forehead because just like that you can get retweet and followers and you know what I'm going to Maddie's maybe he want me more than he wanted you.
-Okay now my turn.
-Yas.
-Okay Conor Maynard look at that forehead that forehead it's bigger than your career as singer where is the Conor Maynard that was famous oh right 2012 and still that Conor wasn't on YouTube rewind but Rebecca with his Friday was in the first one oh wow boom.
-Well Conor for me it's the winner.
-For me too.
-Okay now the final it's Maynard vrs Maynard. Conor it's the first.
-Jack Jack just hit the road Jack oh right you can't you want to make a hit the road with Joe but you can't you aren't that famous, just hit the road you Jack. Jack prepare for the attack.
You are disgusting I bet every girl it's crying after having sex with you because you are just bad at everything you don't have a lot of fans the only fucking big thing of you it's your fucking belly and you have Mikey so that people can bully him because you aren't better than anyone.
-Now Jack.
-Conor you are a smelly one you are disgusting too with your smell you can tell so much I'm not in a rush you should shower but you still think you smell like flower... ahh i don't know what to say.
-Well Conor you win, you always win but Jack you were good tonight.
-Thanks Casp.
-Hey Caspar we should go and leave the two lovers boys have sex or make out come on Casp.

Caspar and Conor leave us alone and we were just okay hugging each other and watching movies and of course we weren't watching frozen.